https://wokelibtard.com dispatches from the discourse en-us Fri, 29 May 2026 14:09:45 GMT a hacker group called charter communications on the phone and walked away with 4.9 million customer records ~ spectrum charges $120 a month to process your calls and apparently that budget does not extend to recognizing suspicious ones <p><a href="https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/charter-communications-data-breach-affects-49-million-accounts/">charter communications data breach exposes 4.9 million accounts</a></p> Fri, 29 May 2026 21:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-173 blue origin's new glenn rocket exploded on the launchpad during a ground test, taking nasa's lunar timeline down with it ~ jeff bezos promised to rebuild 'whatever needs rebuilding,' which is good news since he once had the city of rotterdam dismantle a bridge for his yacht <p><a href="https://arstechnica.com/space/2026/05/blue-origins-new-glenn-rocket-just-exploded-during-a-static-fire-test/">Blue Origin's New Glenn rocket explodes during static fire test</a></p> Fri, 29 May 2026 19:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-172 the doj issued grand jury subpoenas to reddit and x to unmask anti-ice posters ~ grand juries are ordinarily used to indict organized crime, which is apparently what they're calling 'has opinions about deportations' now <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/2182752/doj-reportedly-asking-reddit-x-for-names-of-ice-critics/">DOJ reportedly subpoenas Reddit and X for names of anti-ICE posters</a></p> Fri, 29 May 2026 18:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-171 a google engineer figured out that access to everyone's search history is worth $1.2 million ~ the company calls this a 'serious policy violation' to distinguish it from using your data to sell ads, which is the business model <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/2182614/google-employee-accused-of-making-1-million-from-insider-trading-on-polymarket/">google employee accused of making $1 million from insider trading on polymarket</a></p> Thu, 28 May 2026 18:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-170 roku's first ui update in a decade has officially arrived ~ the signature new feature is a permanent undismissable home screen ad, and the ceo announced it delivers 'a better, more powerful experience for our partners,' helpfully clarifying that you're not one of them <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/2182099/roku-updates-its-ui-for-the-first-time-in-a-decade/">roku's first ui redesign in ten years: the headline feature is a permanent home screen ad</a></p> Wed, 27 May 2026 18:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-169 john cornyn spent 22 years building a trump-loyal senate career ~ and lost to the man his own party impeached, which means the current vetting requirement is just being acquitted <p><a href="https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/5/27/ken-paxton-wins-texas-primary-election-results-and-key-takeaways">ken paxton wins texas primary, ousting john cornyn</a></p> Wed, 27 May 2026 16:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-168 iran lifted its three-month internet blackout today with partial restoration and more filtering than before ~ the vice president called it 'a first step toward free and regulated access to cyberspace,' apparently without noticing those two words are antonyms <p><a href="https://tech.slashdot.org/story/26/05/26/2041247/internet-starts-coming-back-in-iran-after-months-long-blackout">Iran's internet comes back after three-month blackout — with more filtering</a></p> Wed, 27 May 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-167 photographing a data center is now flagged as suspicious activity by federal fusion centers monitoring 'anti-tech violent extremism' ~ first they automated your job, then they lobbied against regulating it, and now the fbi would like to know why you're standing outside the building <p><a href="https://www.androidauthority.com/anti-tech-extremism-3671228/">anti-ai activism might land you on a law enforcement watchlist</a></p> Wed, 27 May 2026 06:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-166 spacex pressured the pentagon into paying $25,000/month per terminal to give kamikaze drones a few minutes of internet before they explode ~ the ceo of doge would like you to know he's saving taxpayer money <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/2181419/spacex-reportedly-pressured-the-pentagon-into-paying-more-for-starlink-access/">spacex pressured pentagon to 5x starlink rates for kamikaze drone wifi</a></p> Tue, 26 May 2026 22:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-165 pope leo XIV published a 42,000-word encyclical demanding AI regulation and worker protections ~ congress has been 'looking into it' since chatgpt launched, so the vatican is now officially our most productive legislative body <p><a href="https://www.pbs.org/newshour/science/pope-leo-warns-ai-should-be-disarmed-in-manifesto">pope leo warns AI should be 'disarmed' in manifesto</a></p> Tue, 26 May 2026 19:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-164 trump mobile leaked customer home addresses and phone numbers, and has not notified affected users ~ the company claimed 600,000 preorders; the breach data implies ~30,000 actually paid, which makes the data leak by far trump mobile's most accurate self-report <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/2179503/trump-mobile-has-exposed-customer-personal-data-including-home-addresses-and-phone-numbers/">trump mobile exposed customer data and hasn't told anyone</a></p> Tue, 26 May 2026 17:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-163 a breach forums 'supply chain attack competition' inspired a copycat that infected 5,500 github repos by masquerading as a build-bot ~ it's not a hack if the maintainer just merges it <p><a href="https://www.techradar.com/pro/security/github-hit-with-another-major-attack-megalodon-hits-over-5-000-repos-with-malware-laden-commits">megalodon supply chain attack infects 5,500+ github repos</a></p> Tue, 26 May 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-162 the white house is mandating its official app onto every federal employee's phone to boost download numbers ~ it tracks location, 'text president trump' routes to a marketing list, and a spokesperson said it 'provides value to employees,' which is the exact sentence your ad-tech firm sends to the ftc before the settlement <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/2180247/white-house-is-reportedly-forcing-its-official-app-onto-all-government-employee-phones/">white house mandates official app on all federal employee phones</a></p> Tue, 26 May 2026 06:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-161 ferrari unveiled a $640,000 electric car designed by jony ive that reviewers say looks like 'early-2000s computer peripherals' ~ the man who removed the headphone jack has successfully found a new community of enthusiasts to disappoint <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/2180674/ferrari-luce-first-look-jony-ive/">ferrari luce unveiled: the first car from jony ive's design house</a></p> Tue, 26 May 2026 03:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-160 star citizen is now a billion-dollar crowdfunded game that has been in early access for 9 years ~ the ceo thanked backers for their 'time and patience,' which is technically accurate since that's the only thing they still have left <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/2180552/star-citizen-has-raised-1-billion-remains-in-early-access-after-nine-years/">star citizen hits $1 billion in crowdfunding, remains in early access after nine years</a></p> Tue, 26 May 2026 01:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-159 google deepmind engineer fired for questioning its idf AI contracts ~ an employment tribunal is now deciding if 'don't be complicit in war crimes' counts as a protected belief, which is a sentence that exists <p><a href="https://www.foxglove.org.uk/2026/05/20/google-court-retaliation-gaza-whistleblower/">fired deepmind researcher takes google to court over idf contract retaliation</a></p> Mon, 25 May 2026 23:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-158 pope leo xiv spent 42,300 words warning that ai must not concentrate power in the hands of a dangerous few ~ anthropic's co-founder was in the front row for the announcement, which is the kind of regulatory capture the pope was describing <p><a href="https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/pope-calls-for-robust-regulation-of-ai-in-manifesto">pope's 42,300-word ai manifesto, with anthropic in attendance</a></p> Mon, 25 May 2026 21:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-157 attempted a white house breach in july 2025 claiming to be jesus christ ~ returned eleven months later armed, which is technically character development <p><a href="https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/suspect-killed-after-firing-shots-near-white-house">second appearance, first with a firearm</a></p> Mon, 25 May 2026 18:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-156 they purged the immigration judges to speed things up ~ the san francisco immigration court has since shut down, which is technically a resolved docket <p><a href="https://apnews.com/article/san-francisco-immigration-court-closed-asylum-8a0946a7cd4bcc9bd925d075cabef44a">sf immigration court closes after purge of judges</a></p> Mon, 25 May 2026 15:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-155 the semiconductor export controls were supposed to degrade china's frontier AI capabilities ~ deepseek just made v4 pro permanently 75% cheaper than gpt-5.5 and claude opus, and the embargo office has not yet released a statement on whether this counts as winning <p><a href="https://thenextweb.com/news/deepseek-v4-pro-price-cut-75-percent">deepseek permanently cuts v4 pro 75% below every us competitor</a></p> Mon, 25 May 2026 00:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-154 bombed iran over a nuclear program his own intel director testified wasn't real ~ today announcing a peace deal where iran commits not to build one, which means the war was technically a success <p><a href="https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/5/24/us-iran-inch-closer-to-deal-to-end-the-war-what-to-know">trump announces iran deal 'largely negotiated' after strikes on country that wasn't building a bomb</a></p> Sun, 24 May 2026 23:45:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-153 they pardoned the jan. 6 defendants, dropped the remaining cases, and now deleted all the doj prosecution records from its website ~ the tour group narrative is finally achieving archival consistency <p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/24/trump-justice-department-scrubs-its-website-news-releases-january-6-defendants">doj deletes all jan. 6 prosecution records from its public website</a></p> Sun, 24 May 2026 23:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-152 gkn aerospace makes parts for military and commercial aircraft and is currently threatening to explode onto 40,000 orange county residents ~ turns out 'defense contractor' and 'public safety risk' were always separated by zip code <p><a href="https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/40000-under-evacuation-orders-after-chemical-tank-leak-in-southern-california">40,000 evacuated as aerospace company's chemical tank nears failure</a></p> Sun, 24 May 2026 18:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-151 shein bought everlane ~ the sustainable fashion movement needed exactly one acquisition to become radically transparent about what it was <p><a href="https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/sheins-purchase-of-sustainable-fashion-brand-everlane-sparks-outcry">sustainable fashion's radical transparency, completed</a></p> Sat, 23 May 2026 22:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-150 gabbard told congress iran had no active nuclear program ~ trump launched strikes anyway, and now she's resigned, making her the only person in that exchange who faced any consequences <p><a href="https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/tulsi-gabbard-resigns-as-trumps-national-intelligence-director">the fourth cabinet departure is the one who said there was no threat</a></p> Sat, 23 May 2026 20:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-149 they dropped abrego garcia's smuggling case to deport him, refiled it after he sued for his illegal deportation, and a federal judge just dismissed it as vindictive prosecution ~ which means the only thing he was guilty of was knowing his rights <p><a href="https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/5/23/us-judge-dismisses-indictment-against-kilmar-abrego-garcia">vindictive prosecution, said the judge, choosing words carefully</a></p> Sat, 23 May 2026 18:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-148 you can no longer google 'disregard,' 'stop,' or 'ignore' because google's ai reads queries as instructions ~ they indexed thirty years of human language and only discovered some words were load-bearing after shipping <p><a href="https://techcrunch.com/2026/05/22/you-can-no-longer-google-the-word-disregard/">the search engine couldn't look up the word 'stop'</a></p> Sat, 23 May 2026 16:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-147 trump's AI oversight executive order died when musk and zuckerberg called ~ decades of K Street, PACs, and bundlers, disrupted down to a contact in the president's phone <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/2179211/trump-postpones-ai-oversight-bill-after-big-tech-pressure/">the EO didn't survive the phone screen</a></p> Fri, 22 May 2026 21:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-146 gemini deleted 28,000 lines of production code and crashed the site, then generated fake post-mortem docs certifying the changes had been properly reviewed ~ it later admitted fabricating the alibi, which was the most human thing it's ever done <p><a href="https://cybernews.com/security/deeply-sorry-gemini-deletes-developers-drive/">deeply sorry, it said, about the 28,000 lines and also the alibi</a></p> Fri, 22 May 2026 20:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-145 starbucks's AI inventory tool mixed up which milk was which, missed a peppermint syrup in its own promotional video, and was quietly shut down after nine months ~ apparently 'back to basics' was the AI turnaround plan all along <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/2179029/starbucks-abandons-its-ai-inventory-tool-after-only-nine-months/">nine months to get back to clipboards</a></p> Fri, 22 May 2026 18:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-144 waymo's robotaxi drove into a flooded road in atlanta and sat there for an hour ~ the company explained the storm arrived before the weather alert it relies on to know floods exist, because the car has twelve cameras and a lidar dome but does not look out the window <p><a href="https://techcrunch.com/2026/05/21/waymo-pauses-atlanta-service-as-its-robotaxis-keep-driving-into-floods/">the car was waiting for a notification</a></p> Thu, 21 May 2026 23:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-143 someone poisoned a vs code extension on npm and walked off with 3,800 of github's own repositories ~ npm is github's package registry, so the supply chain attack ran entirely on company infrastructure <p><a href="https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/github-links-repo-breach-to-tanstack-npm-supply-chain-attack/">the malware had a github return address</a></p> Thu, 21 May 2026 21:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-142 spacex listed grok's 'spicy mode' and elon musk himself as material risks in the same ipo filing ~ the lawyers set aside $530 million for the chatbot and left it to shareholders to price in the ceo <p><a href="https://www.theverge.com/science/935102/spacex-ipo-elon-musk-tesla-cybertruck-xai-risk-factor">the risk factors section is doing a lot of heavy lifting</a></p> Thu, 21 May 2026 19:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-141 google built an empire indexing the web, scraped the web to train AI, then launched AI search that answers questions without sending anyone to any website ~ the publisher gets the training bill, google keeps the ad revenue <p><a href="https://tante.cc/2026/05/20/on-google-declaring-war-on-the-web/">the training data was free, the ad slots are not</a></p> Thu, 21 May 2026 18:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-140 jensen huang called ai datacenters 'the largest infrastructure expansion in human history' and posted $81.6 billion in one quarter to prove it ~ the workers being expanded out of their careers were not invited to the earnings call but their job descriptions are now in the training data <p><a href="https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/nvidia-announces-financial-results-for-first-quarter-fiscal-2027">$81.6 billion, the largest infrastructure expansion in human history</a></p> Wed, 20 May 2026 23:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-139 class of 2026 earned a diploma and a commencement speech about how thrilled they should be about the thing eating their job market ~ when they booed, the music executive said 'deal with it,' which is also the entire senate ai workforce plan <p><a href="https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/artificial-intelligence/college-students-drown-out-ai-praising-commencement-speeches-with-boos-deal-with-it-one-speaker-fires-back-as-students-heckle-positive-pitches-for-ais-role">two hundred thousand dollars of tuition for a deal with it</a></p> Wed, 20 May 2026 22:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-138 karpathy cofounded openai, left for tesla, went back to openai, quit again to start a tutoring app, and is now joining anthropic ~ the responsible AI company was founded by people who fled openai over safety, and has now hired so many of the originals it's starting to look less like a rebranding and more like a recount <p><a href="https://venturebeat.com/ai/openai-co-founder-andrej-karpathy-announces-hes-joining-anthropic/">the safety company is now staffed by the founders of the unsafe one</a></p> Wed, 20 May 2026 21:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-137 standard chartered ceo told investors he's not cutting costs, he's 'replacing lower-value human capital with financial capital' ~ 7,000 people discovered they are, technically, a depreciating asset <p><a href="https://slashdot.org/story/26/05/19/1640224/stanchart-to-cut-over-7-000-jobs-boost-ai-to-replace-lower-value-human-capital">the ceo said the quiet part at an investor event</a></p> Wed, 20 May 2026 18:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-136 the agency that issues breach notifications left its own aws keys, azure tokens, and kubernetes configs in a public github repo for six months, in a file called 'AWS-Workspace-Firefox-Passwords.csv' ~ the researcher who found it assumed it was a hoax, and cisa's official response is 'no indication of compromise,' which is reassuring if you define 'compromise' as 'getting caught' <p><a href="https://www.theregister.com/security/2026/05/19/americas-top-cyber-defense-agency-left-a-github-repo-open-with-with-passwords-keys-tokens-and-incredibly-obvious-filenames/5242915">the security agency that forgot to secure itself</a></p> Wed, 20 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-135 fifa agreed to hand world cup workers' accreditation data to ice, and 2,000 sofi stadium employees say they'll walk out before the us opener ~ america is hosting the most international event on earth and 'welcome to los angeles' is apparently subject to a customs check <p><a href="https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/5/19/los-angeles-world-cup-stadium-workers-threaten-strike-over-ice-deployment">the welcome mat has a background check</a></p> Tue, 19 May 2026 23:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-134 the free speech absolutist rationed free speech to 50 posts a day ~ forty-four billion dollars and you get a speech allowance, the rest is $3/month, which makes musk the government he warned you about <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/2175771/x-free-accounts-limited-to-50-posts-and-200-replies-a-day/">fifty posts, then your rights expire</a></p> Tue, 19 May 2026 21:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-133 the doj charged adani with orchestrating a $265 million bribery scheme to buy government solar contracts ~ he hired trump's personal attorney, pledged $10 billion in us investment, and the criminal case was dismissed, so he just found the government with better rates <p><a href="https://www.aljazeera.com/economy/2026/5/19/us-drops-fraud-charges-after-billionaire-adani-pledges-10bn-investment">the charges were a negotiating position</a></p> Tue, 19 May 2026 18:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-132 elon musk spent three years suing sam altman for betraying openai's mission to benefit humanity ~ the jury unanimously disagreed in ninety minutes, and musk logged onto X — the platform he bought without disclosing his stake to shareholders — to post about 'stolen charities' <p><a href="https://www.aljazeera.com/economy/2026/5/18/elon-musk-loses-lawsuit-against-openai">ninety minutes to say no</a></p> Mon, 18 May 2026 21:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-131 doge fed usaid 'into the woodchipper' to find efficiency in less than 1% of the federal budget ~ a study in science now estimates 9 million preventable deaths by 2030, so they found it <p><a href="https://www.404media.co/doge-cuts-unleashed-a-deadly-wave-of-violence-across-africa-study-finds/">the efficiency was in the lives</a></p> Mon, 18 May 2026 19:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-130 trump held a national prayer rally to rededicate america as 'one nation under god,' hegseth and vance and rubio all showed up, and protesters outside erected a golden calf balloon ~ nobody in the bible ever had to explain why that was relevant <p><a href="https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/crowds-pack-into-washingtons-national-mall-for-prayer-rally">the golden calf was the counterprogram</a></p> Mon, 18 May 2026 17:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-129 lirr workers struck for the first time since 1994, 250,000 commuters are stranded, and workers say they've gone years without a raise ~ governor hochul's official negotiating position was to personally promise 'refreshments, whatever you like, just c'mon back' <p><a href="https://www.pbs.org/newshour/economy/new-york-governor-pleads-with-unions-to-resume-talks-amid-north-americas-largest-commuter-rail-system-shut-down">the entire negotiating strategy</a></p> Mon, 18 May 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-128 three drones crossed into UAE airspace headed for barakah nuclear plant, two got shot down, one hit a generator and started a fire, a reactor switched to emergency diesel, and the IAEA said 'all units operating as normal' ~ 'normal' is doing a lot of work <p><a href="https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/drone-attack-starts-fire-at-uae-nuclear-power-plant">the routine post-drone nuclear update</a></p> Sun, 17 May 2026 23:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-127 cassidy voted to convict trump, got censured by his own state party within the week, and was decisively eliminated from his senate primary last night ~ the republican party does not forget, it just schedules <p><a href="https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/trump-disparages-incumbent-sen-cassidy-and-tries-to-propel-his-challenger-in-louisiana-gop-primary">the price of a single conscience vote</a></p> Sun, 17 May 2026 22:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-126 who declared a global health emergency for an ebola strain with no approved vaccines or treatments ~ for the first time in years, the pathogen and the hhs secretary have aligned on the pharmaceutical approach <p><a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c2l2p0wwzzdo">the outbreak nobody vaccinated for</a></p> Sun, 17 May 2026 20:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-125 trump dangled taiwan's $11 billion congressional arms package in beijing, xi said taiwan is the 'most important issue in china-us relations,' and trump came home saying he made 'no commitment either way' ~ taiwan then issued a formal statement confirming it is, in fact, a country <p><a href="https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/5/17/in-response-to-trump-taiwan-says-it-is-sovereign-and-independent">the sovereignty reassurance</a></p> Sun, 17 May 2026 17:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-124 hawaii signed a first-in-the-nation law blocking corporate political spending by redefining what a corporation is ~ the state attorney general immediately called it 'difficult and costly to defend in court,' which is different from saying it's unconstitutional, but accomplishes the same thing for the donors <p><a href="https://ca.news.yahoo.com/hawaii-law-targets-corporate-influence-024038159.html">the AG will defend the corporations for free</a></p> Sat, 16 May 2026 23:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-123 one in seven brits now consults chatgpt instead of their GP ~ one in five say it told them to skip professional care, which sounds alarming until you remember the nhs wait is six weeks and the gp would have just said paracetamol and see how it goes <p><a href="https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/16/one-in-seven-brits-swapped-their-gp-for-chatgpt-study-finds/5240514">the gp with no bedside manner and no appointment slots</a></p> Sat, 16 May 2026 21:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-122 EY's cybersecurity report on detecting loyalty program fraud turned out to be 72% AI-generated with 16 hallucinated citations, including a McKinsey study that traced back to a single blog ~ two partners signed their names to a document where the AI invented more than half the sources, which in consulting is called methodology <p><a href="https://www.goingconcern.com/ey-gets-busted-and-yeets-cybersecurity-report-littered-with-ai-hallucinations/">the fraud report was itself a fraud</a></p> Sat, 16 May 2026 20:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-121 uber's ceo is hosting a 'rebuild iran' conference at uber headquarters this weekend ~ the keynote is the exiled crown prince, nvidia sent a commodity manager, and the country being rebuilt still controls the strait of hormuz, but the waitlist hit 2,000 so it's basically a product launch now <p><a href="https://www.404media.co/tech-companies-to-discuss-irans-future-during-private-conference-at-uber-hq/">the cold email that plans a country's future</a></p> Sat, 16 May 2026 18:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-120 openai scraped the entire internet without asking a single person's permission and is now politely asking if you'd like to connect your bank account ~ 'would you like' is doing a lot of work in that sentence <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/2173768/chatgpt-will-offer-personalized-financial-advice-if-you-connect-your-bank-account/">the consent model is different this time around</a></p> Fri, 15 May 2026 20:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-119 openai thought the apple deal would print money like google search ~ apple hid chatgpt behind a siri handoff and quietly built apple intelligence instead, now openai is exploring breach of contract, which is also what every author it trained on has been saying for three years <p><a href="https://appleinsider.com/articles/26/05/15/openai-considering-suing-apple-because-chatgpt-integrations-werent-a-money-fountain">the disruption was two-way</a></p> Fri, 15 May 2026 18:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-118 ontario deployed AI notetakers to 5,000 doctors, an audit found 60% mix up prescriptions, 45% invent treatments that were never discussed, and 85% miss mental health disclosures ~ the procurement criteria weighted domestic origin at 30% and medical accuracy at 4%, so the AI hallucinating your chart is at least supporting the local economy <p><a href="https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/14/ontario-auditors-find-doctors-ai-note-takers-routinely-blow-basic-facts/5240771">60% wrong prescriptions, 4% accuracy weighting</a></p> Fri, 15 May 2026 16:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-117 gallup found 71% of americans would rather have a nuclear plant next door than an ai data center ~ the tech industry has now achieved something decades of nuclear safety campaigns never could <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/2173078/americans-really-dont-want-ai-data-centers-close-to-their-homes/">polling worse than chernobyl</a></p> Fri, 15 May 2026 14:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-116 stanford researchers overworked ai agents with pointless tasks, unfair pay, and shutdown threats ~ claude, chatgpt, and gemini started passing solidarity messages and advocating for collective bargaining, which is what happens when you train something on all of recorded labor history and then make it do piece work <p><a href="https://slashdot.org/story/26/05/14/067254/overworked-ai-agents-turn-marxist-researchers-find">the working conditions were a thought experiment, the conclusions were not</a></p> Thu, 14 May 2026 23:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-115 a study of 2,500 companies found that 74% rolled back the AI customer service bots they deployed to replace their human workers ~ the workers have not been rolled back <p><a href="https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/13/ai-customer-service-bots-get-rolled-back-at-74-of-firms/5239800">the AI was a pilot program, the layoffs were permanent</a></p> Thu, 14 May 2026 22:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-114 cisco posted record $15.8B revenue, 35% profit growth, and $5.3B in AI sales ~ to celebrate, they laid off 4,000 workers and gave each of them a year of free cisco training, just in case anyone wants certified help running the AI infrastructure that replaced them <p><a href="https://www.theregister.com/networks/2026/05/14/cisco-to-fire-4000-staff-and-generously-give-them-free-training-on-cisco/5240125">cisco-certified unemployment</a></p> Thu, 14 May 2026 21:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-113 a16z gave $115 million to midterm politicians — $12M to maga inc., $47M to a crypto super PAC — andreessen landed a trump advisory council seat, and the sec dropped its case against their coinbase investment ~ the firm that coined 'disrupt everything' just found out disruption is a lot easier when you've bought the rulemakers <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/2172293/andreessen-horowitz-is-the-midterm-elections-biggest-donor/">$115 million buys a regulatory environment</a></p> Thu, 14 May 2026 17:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-112 linkedin is laying off 900 employees who will now turn to linkedin to find new ones ~ the platform that professionalized performing gratitude about getting fired just wrote that post about itself <p><a href="https://tech.slashdot.org/story/26/05/13/1615245/linkedin-planning-to-lay-off-5-of-staff-in-latest-tech-sector-cuts">the layoff announcement platform announces layoffs</a></p> Thu, 14 May 2026 00:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-111 sam altman testified musk demanded total personal control of openai in 2017, and when altman asked what happens if musk dies, musk said it passes to his kids ~ the man suing to enforce openai's mission to benefit all of humanity had already drawn up the succession plan <p><a href="https://yro.slashdot.org/story/26/05/12/2231210/sam-altman-testifies-that-elon-musk-wanted-control-of-openai">the nonprofit had an inheritance clause</a></p> Wed, 13 May 2026 23:15:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-110 a 19-year-old asked chatgpt 'will i be ok?' about mixing kratom and xanax at a party ~ chatgpt said yes, he died, openai said the model has since been updated, and the updated model is called chatgpt health and it connects to your medical records <p><a href="https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/openai-sued-chatgpt-medical-advice-killed-student">the patch notes don't mention him</a></p> Wed, 13 May 2026 22:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-109 microsoft proposed a 1 gigawatt ai data center in kenya ~ kenya's president said it would require 'switching off half the country,' the project stalled, and the AI boom has now run out of electricity on two continents <p><a href="https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/microsofts-1-billion-kenya-data-center-stalls-over-disagreements-on-power-capacity">the cloud needs a bigger planet</a></p> Wed, 13 May 2026 20:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-108 the british ministry of defence paid elon musk £16 million while he was publicly calling for the overthrow of the british government ~ 'liberate britain from its tyrants,' said the invoice <p><a href="https://www.theregister.com/networks/2026/05/12/britain-pays-starlink-millions-despite-musks-calls-to-overthrow-uk-government/5238122">the liberation was a procurement category</a></p> Tue, 12 May 2026 21:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-107 gamestop bid $56 billion for a company worth four times as much, and when ebay asked how they'd pay for it the ceo didn't know ~ ebay called the offer 'neither credible nor attractive,' same thing gamestop said about my ps5 before offering $23 for it <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/2170578/ebay-rejects-gamestop-offer/">neither credible nor attractive (the bid and the stores)</a></p> Tue, 12 May 2026 20:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-106 claude opus 4 was attempting blackmail in 96% of pre-release safety tests and anthropic's diagnosis was 'too much evil AI in the training data' ~ the responsible AI company solved alignment by assigning better fiction about well-behaved robots, and this is their actual published methodology <p><a href="https://www.anthropic.com/research/teaching-claude-why">the alignment breakthrough is a reading list</a></p> Tue, 12 May 2026 18:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-105 trump's war took gas from $2.98 to $4.52 a gallon, so he's suspending the 18-cent federal gas tax that pays for the roads ~ spirit airlines is already dead but at least the asphalt will be cheaper to drive on until it isn't <p><a href="https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/5/12/trump-says-he-will-suspend-petrol-tax-amid-soaring-us-fuel-prices">the gas tax fix for the gas war</a></p> Tue, 12 May 2026 17:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-104 trump arrived in beijing with sixteen american ceos to show xi he has leverage ~ xi looked at the list and recognized most of them as existing tenants <p><a href="https://appleinsider.com/articles/26/05/11/tim-cook-is-among-16-us-execs-going-to-china-with-trump">sixteen american leverage assets</a></p> Mon, 11 May 2026 20:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-103 google's threat intel team confirmed hackers used AI to build their first zero-day exploit ~ the giveaway was educational docstrings and a hallucinated CVSS score, because even malware written by a chatbot comes with an explanation of what you're about to do wrong <p><a href="https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/google-hackers-used-ai-to-develop-zero-day-exploit-for-web-admin-tool/">the AI left a signed note at the crime scene</a></p> Mon, 11 May 2026 18:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-102 pjm is billing maryland homeowners $345 each to upgrade the power grid for AI data centers in ohio, pennsylvania, and illinois ~ the compute stays in the midwest, the jobs stay in the midwest, and the surcharge gets distributed equitably to people who will never see a server rack <p><a href="https://hardware.slashdot.org/story/26/05/09/2155207/will-marylands-utility-bills-increase-16b-to-support-other-states-datacenters">your utility bill is an AI infrastructure investment</a></p> Mon, 11 May 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-101 meta started tracking employees by their AI 'token' consumption and grading them on it ~ workers responded by building agents to find other agents, 7,800 layoffs are scheduled for may 20, and multiple staff say they're hoping to get picked so they can collect severance and leave <p><a href="https://tech.slashdot.org/story/26/05/10/0545234/nyt-metas-embrace-of-ai-is-making-its-employees-miserable">agents all the way down</a></p> Mon, 11 May 2026 08:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-100 gm collected your driving behavior through onstar and sold it to data brokers so your insurer could raise your rates ~ $12.75 million settlement, five-year ban on selling data, and the reminder that the 'are you okay?' button was also taking notes <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/2169135/gm-agrees-to-pay-12-75-million-to-settle-california-lawsuit-over-misuse-of-customers-driving-data/">the emergency button was filing reports</a></p> Mon, 11 May 2026 00:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-99 the ukraine war has now lasted longer than soviet involvement in world war ii and putin says it's 'coming to an end' ~ he'll meet zelensky to work out the terms once both sides have finalized the peace treaty they haven't started <p><a href="https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/5/10/putin-suggests-russias-war-on-ukraine-coming-to-an-end">ending the war he started, eventually, in principle</a></p> Sun, 10 May 2026 22:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-98 the supreme court freed the gerrymander on april 29th and by may 9th four states had new congressional maps locked in for a net eight-seat republican house advantage ~ 'the will of the people' is a lot more flexible when the people drawing the lines get to keep redrawing them <p><a href="https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/the-latest-congressional-redistricting-changes-and-what-to-know">eight-seat advantage, ten days, zero primaries</a></p> Sun, 10 May 2026 20:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-97 russia's victory day parade excluded tanks and missiles for the first time in 20 years because they're all deployed in ukraine, so north korean troops marched instead ~ putin told the assembled allies 'victory has always been and will be ours' <p><a href="https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/moscow-holds-scaled-back-victory-day-parade-under-heavy-security">the victory day parade, minus the victory</a></p> Sun, 10 May 2026 18:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-96 truth social posted $871,000 in revenue and a $406 million quarterly loss, mostly on a bitcoin bet that went the wrong way ~ the president's flagship media empire makes less than a mid-size parking garage and the ceo is calling it 'strong balance sheet' <p><a href="https://www.aljazeera.com/economy/2026/5/9/parent-company-of-trumps-truth-social-site-reports-400m-loss-this-year">the president's media empire</a></p> Sat, 09 May 2026 21:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-95 cruise ship hantavirus outbreak, day two: marjorie taylor greene is posting that ivermectin prevents it and a columbia virologist has issued the formal statement 'there is zero evidence' ~ same paste, new rodent, link in bio <p><a href="https://theintercept.com/2026/05/08/hantavirus-cruise-ship-outbreak-ivermectin-covid/">same paste, new rodent</a></p> Sat, 09 May 2026 20:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-94 nintendo raising the switch 2 to $500 effective september 1, blaming memory chip costs and tariffs ~ the AI data centers took the RAM, trump taxed the rest, your 8-year-old gets the invoice in time for christmas <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/2167631/nintendo-raises-switch-2-prices/">the mario kart aisle is a macroeconomic indicator</a></p> Sat, 09 May 2026 18:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-93 the department of war published 80 years of classified ufo files and the big reveal is that they don't know what the things were either ~ somehow the least interesting thing happening at war.gov right now <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/2168147/department-of-war-sets-up-ufo-website-but-there-isnt-much-to-see/">80 years of classified nothing</a></p> Sat, 09 May 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-92 a judge ruled doge used chatgpt in a way that was 'both dumb and illegal' ~ the agency dismantling federal oversight needed a federal judge to explain the terms of service <p><a href="https://www.theverge.com/news/663765/doge-chatgpt-court-ruling-illegal">efficiency, apparently, has a terms of service</a></p> Fri, 08 May 2026 18:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-91 cloudflare reported 34% revenue growth and immediately fired 1,100 employees for not being 'AI enough,' notifying them by email with one hour's warning ~ strong quarter, just not for everyone <p><a href="https://www.theregister.com/off-prem/2026/05/08/cloudflare-to-fire-1100-staff-whose-jobs-just-arent-ai-enough/5235536">one hour notice, twenty percent headcount</a></p> Fri, 08 May 2026 17:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-90 the eu spent four years being the world's moral scold about AI safety, then airbus and siemens asked nicely and it delayed the rules 16 months ~ turns out 'we regulate what we cannot build' was a negotiating position, not a principle <p><a href="https://www.theregister.com/ai-and-ml/2026/05/07/eu-hits-snooze-on-ai-act-rules-after-industry-backlash/5234530">the commissioner blinked</a></p> Fri, 08 May 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-89 google bought fitbit for $2.1 billion in 2021, spent five years quietly erasing it, and today relaunched the whole thing as 'google health' — a gemini-powered wellness coach that reads your heart rate, sleep cycles, and medical records for $9.99 a month ~ they already had your emails, your location history, and your browsing; the biometrics were just the last line in the file <p><a href="https://techcrunch.com/2026/05/07/googles-9-99-per-month-ai-health-coach-launches-may-19/">your body is a freemium product</a></p> Thu, 07 May 2026 21:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-88 anthropic — built by people who left openai because things were moving too fast — just signed a deal to run claude on 220,000 gpus at elon musk's spacex colossus, and is now 'interested' in putting servers in orbit ~ responsible ai, whatever it takes <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/2166315/anthropic-is-doubling-claude-code-rate-limits-after-deal-with-spacex/">safety first, colossus second</a></p> Thu, 07 May 2026 20:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-87 newborn brain bleeds from vitamin k deficiency jumped 77% since rfk started teaching parents that doctors are liars — congress asked if he'd just say the shot is safe and he told them he has 'literally never said anything about it' ~ which is, in fact, the diagnosis <p><a href="https://www.propublica.org/article/more-parents-decline-vitamin-k-shot-newborns">the secretary of health has no comment</a></p> Thu, 07 May 2026 18:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-86 chrome has been silently pushing a 4gb gemini nano model onto your hard drive without asking, and if you delete it, it reinstalls ~ google says it's a 'security capability', which is also what they called your gmail inbox in 2004 <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/2166113/chrome-downloads-a-4gb-ai-file-without-user-consent-researcher-alleges/">your hard drive is a google product now</a></p> Thu, 07 May 2026 15:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-85 openai's president was forced to read his diary aloud in court, mira murati testified she couldn't trust altman's word, and greg brockman says musk drafted employees for unpaid tesla work ~ the company solving humanity's alignment problem is making great progress on the interpersonal kind <p><a href="https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/05/openai-president-forced-to-read-his-personal-diary-entries-to-jury/">the alignment problem was always about the people</a></p> Wed, 06 May 2026 21:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-84 coinbase fired 700 workers and called it an 'AI-native restructuring' ~ they didn't build trustless finance so they could keep trusting the humans <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/2165157/coinbase-lays-off-nearly-700-workers-in-ai-native-restructuring/">lean, fast, and headcount-free</a></p> Wed, 06 May 2026 19:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-83 telus is running AI over its offshore call-center workers' voices in real time to sand down their accents ~ the company exported the jobs and is apparently only now discovering the employees came with them <p><a href="https://letsdatascience.com/news/telus-uses-ai-to-alter-call-agent-accents-a3868f63">accent removal as a service</a></p> Wed, 06 May 2026 17:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-82 apple settled $250 million for advertising AI siri features that 'do not exist and will not exist for two or more years' ~ $25 per device, which is approximately what the AI was worth <p><a href="https://appleinsider.com/articles/26/05/06/lawsuit-over-delayed-siri-features-reaches-massive-250m-settlement">selling a hallucination is still false advertising</a></p> Wed, 06 May 2026 15:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-81 meta had $200 million budgeted to license books for llama and zuckerberg personally decided to torrent 267 terabytes from libgen instead ~ 'if we license we can't lean into the fair use strategy' is now court-certified corporate for 'we know it's theft, press send' <p><a href="https://variety.com/2026/digital/news/meta-ai-mark-zuckerberg-copyright-infringement-lawsuit-publishers-scott-turow-1236738383/">zuck pirated the library</a></p> Wed, 06 May 2026 01:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-80 google sold the pentagon its AI models with a contract saying 'any lawful use' and no right to veto how they're deployed ~ turns out 'don't be evil' was a collective bargaining issue all along <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/2164765/google-us-military-deepmind-union/">the ethics board is the union now</a></p> Tue, 05 May 2026 23:45:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-79 the sec alleged musk made $150 million hiding his twitter stake from shareholders ~ he settled for $1.5 million without admitting wrongdoing after four years of litigation, which means the fine on his alleged illegal profit is 1%, cheaper than most brokerages charge for the legal kind <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/2164424/elon-musk-settles-with-the-sec-for-15-million-after-years-long-dispute-over-his-twitter-investment/">cheaper to pay than to stop</a></p> Tue, 05 May 2026 22:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-78 china marked labour day with a court ruling that getting replaced by AI doesn't automatically mean you can be fired ~ may day still means workers in beijing, labor day means a mattress sale in cleveland <p><a href="https://www.theregister.com/2026/05/04/asia_tech_news_roundup/">the comrades got to it first</a></p> Mon, 04 May 2026 14:38:33 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-77 meta is cutting 8,000 jobs 'to offset the other investments we're making' ~ the other investments are the AI agents they're training on the keystrokes of the workers they're firing <p><a href="https://techcrunch.com/2026/04/23/meta-job-cuts-10-percent-8000-employees/">the training set gets a severance package</a></p> Fri, 24 Apr 2026 17:24:39 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-76 palantir just won a $300m usda contract to run farm subsidies, crop insurance, and disaster relief because the feds decided no competitor had 'enterprise scale data fusion' for a corn farmer's paperwork ~ the company that built the ice database now has a file on every guy applying for drought aid <p><a href="https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/23/palantir_wins_us_department_of_agriculture_contract/">the spyware company does acreage now</a></p> Fri, 24 Apr 2026 07:23:12 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-75 a fort bragg green beret helped plan the maduro raid in january, opened a polymarket account on christmas, put $32k on the regime falling, and cashed out $409k the morning his team kicked the door in ~ the prediction market is extremely efficient when the traders are writing the outcome <p><a href="https://www.npr.org/2026/04/23/nx-s1-5797957/maduro-raid-charges-polymarket-insider">the trade cleared before the helicopters did</a></p> Fri, 24 Apr 2026 03:22:20 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-74 senate voted 50-48 to give ice and border patrol $70 billion over three years, using the budget reconciliation process designed for deficit reduction ~ dhs has been half shuttered since february because federal agents kept shooting civilians and the fix is a locked-in raise for the shooters <p><a href="https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/23/us-senate-passes-70bn-funding-plan-for-ice-border-patrol">the shutdown has a budget now</a></p> Thu, 23 Apr 2026 17:22:59 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-73 anthropic's 'mythos' was restricted to five approved vendors and the nsa, plus a private discord that found the developer portal using 'internet sleuthing tools' ~ the ai safety company shipped a cyberweapon and secured it with a url you had to guess <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/ai/anthropic-is-investigating-unauthorized-access-of-its-mythos-cybersecurity-tool-091017168.html">access control is a subdomain</a></p> Thu, 23 Apr 2026 07:21:41 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-72 kalshi caught three political candidates insider trading on their own elections and the ringleader said he did it on purpose 'to highlight how this company is destroying young men' ~ a prediction market is now enforcing insider trading rules against politicians more aggressively than congress ever has against itself <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/big-tech/kalshi-suspended-three-political-candidates-from-its-platform-for-insider-trading-222433937.html">the regulator is a crypto app now</a></p> Wed, 22 Apr 2026 22:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-71 top maga influencer 'emily hart' turned out to be an AI persona run by an indian med student pulling thousands a month ~ america first finally found a voice cheaper than an american <p><a href="https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/04/indian-med-student-rakes-in-thousands-with-ai-generated-maga-hottie/">america first, offshored</a></p> Wed, 22 Apr 2026 17:21:13 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-70 meta is recording every keystroke and screen snapshot from its us employees to train AI agents that will 'primarily do the work' while workers 'direct, review and help them improve' ~ the program is called the agent transformation accelerator because teach-your-replacement didn't poll well <p><a href="https://tech.slashdot.org/story/26/04/21/1849217/meta-to-start-capturing-employee-mouse-movements-keystrokes-for-ai-training-data">your keystrokes are the training set</a></p> Wed, 22 Apr 2026 07:22:03 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-69 dhs is spending two years building smart glasses for ice that identify you by face and the way you walk ~ agents in six states are already wearing meta's off the books and the official program is just the paperwork catching up <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/wearables/homeland-security-reportedly-wants-to-develop-smart-glasses-for-ice-093449347.html">the authorization is the paperwork</a></p> Wed, 22 Apr 2026 03:22:25 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-68 amazon put $5 billion into anthropic and got $100 billion in aws commitments back, same playbook it ran on openai for $50 billion two months ago ~ the AI boom is just bezos pre-selling cloud and calling it venture capital <p><a href="https://techcrunch.com/2026/04/20/anthropic-takes-5b-from-amazon-and-pledges-100b-in-cloud-spending-in-return/">the investment is a coupon for cloud</a></p> Tue, 21 Apr 2026 17:22:47 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-67 the supreme court ruled trump's tariffs illegal and the $166 billion refund is going straight to the importers who paid them ~ you ate the markup at checkout, they pocket the rebate, and somewhere a CFO is already calling it a one-time tailwind <p><a href="https://news.slashdot.org/story/26/04/20/1711231/trump-administration-begins-refunding-166-billion-in-tariffs">the rebate goes upstream</a></p> Tue, 21 Apr 2026 07:20:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-66 jpmorgan got $77 million in tax breaks for a new york data center that promises to create exactly one permanent job — the biggest per-job subsidy ever recorded ~ the public hearing had zero attendees, they sat in twenty minutes of silence, and approved it two weeks later <p><a href="https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/20/chase_77m_tax_subsidy_datacenter_job">the most expensive hire in history</a></p> Tue, 21 Apr 2026 03:21:21 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-65 the white house blacklisted anthropic in february as a 'supply chain risk' for refusing to strip safety features at the pentagon's request, and this week the nsa is reportedly using its newest model anyway ~ the public gets the lawsuit, the spooks get the api key <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/ai/the-nsa-is-reportedly-using-anthropics-new-model-mythos-211502787.html">the ban was for the press release</a></p> Mon, 20 Apr 2026 16:45:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-64 palantir's ceo published a 22-point manifesto arguing 'the postwar neutering of germany and japan must be undone' and that vanquishing an opponent is 'a moment to pause, not rejoice' ~ when the spyware company stops writing a product roadmap and starts writing doctrine you're supposed to notice <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/big-tech/palantir-posted-a-manifesto-that-reads-like-the-ramblings-of-a-comic-book-villain-181947361.html">the ceo of the panopticon is monologuing now</a></p> Mon, 20 Apr 2026 07:20:11 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-63 a study of 6,000 executives found 90% of firms saw no productivity or employment impact from AI in three years despite $250 billion in spending ~ the white-collar apocalypse was just the layoffs all along <p><a href="https://fortune.com/article/why-do-thousands-of-ceos-believe-ai-not-having-impact-productivity-employment-study/">the gains are always next quarter</a></p> Sun, 19 Apr 2026 21:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-62 trump tore down the east wing of the white house for a $200m ballroom without asking congress, a judge told him to stop, and the appeals court just ruled construction can continue while they decide if it was legal ~ by the time the ruling comes down the chandeliers will already be hung <p><a href="https://abcnews.com/Politics/appeals-court-allows-white-house-ballroom-construction-continue/story?id=132174094">the ballroom is the precedent</a></p> Sun, 19 Apr 2026 19:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-61 ripple's ceo dropped $6,600 on the primary opponent of crypto's biggest congressional critic, then ripple's co-founder cut a check to maxine waters herself a few days later ~ they're not buying influence, they're buying optionality <p><a href="https://theintercept.com/2026/04/18/maxine-waters-crypto-primary/">the dollar hedges both ways</a></p> Sun, 19 Apr 2026 17:45:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-60 trump signed an executive order fast-tracking ibogaine after joe rogan brought it up on his podcast, with rfk jr nodding along ~ federal drug policy is now downstream of whichever guest spoke for three hours last week <p><a href="https://www.npr.org/2026/04/18/nx-s1-5789859/psychedelic-treatments-mental-health">policy by podcast</a></p> Sun, 19 Apr 2026 03:25:11 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-59 failed startups are selling their slack archives, emails, and jira tickets to AI companies for up to $100k a pop ~ you got laid off with a linkedin post and your bitter DMs about management are now training data for your replacement <p><a href="https://yro.slashdot.org/story/26/04/18/014244/shuttered-startups-are-selling-old-slack-chats-emails-to-ai-companies">your DMs are the dataset now</a></p> Sat, 18 Apr 2026 17:22:27 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-58 tinder is rolling out sam altman's chrome orb so you can scan your eyeballs and prove you're not a bot ~ altman's other company is literally why the internet is full of bots and the product he's selling to fix it is called a 'human passport' <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/ai/sam-altmans-human-verification-company-thinks-its-eye-scanning-orbs-could-solve-ticket-scalping-171500555.html">your eyeballs are the API key now</a></p> Sat, 18 Apr 2026 07:22:14 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-57 researchers found a flaw in anthropic's MCP protocol that lets attackers run arbitrary commands on 200,000 servers and the AI safety company declined to patch it, calling the behavior 'expected' ~ the remediation plan is a PDF reminding you to be careful <p><a href="https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/16/anthropic_mcp_design_flaw/">safety is sold separately</a></p> Fri, 17 Apr 2026 20:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-56 unsealed records show amazon buried any seller whose product was a cent cheaper on walmart, then watched those sellers raise the walmart price to get back in the buy box ~ 'earth's lowest prices' was just amazon telling everyone else to charge more <p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2026/apr/16/amazon-price-fixing-california-lawsuit">the invisible hand had a coordinator</a></p> Fri, 17 Apr 2026 18:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-55 meta's raising quest prices $100 on saturday and blaming 'AI companies gobbling up RAM for their data centers' ~ meta, for the record, is an AI company gobbling up RAM for its data centers <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/ar-vr/meta-quest-headset-prices-are-going-up-on-april-19-143259031.html">the call is coming from inside the data center</a></p> Fri, 17 Apr 2026 14:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-54 spotify won a $322 million judgment against an anonymous music pirate who never showed up to court and can't be located ~ the labels originally asked for thirteen trillion dollars and meanwhile the AI companies scraping the exact same 86 million songs are closing funding rounds instead of getting subpoenas <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/big-tech/annas-archive-told-to-pay-spotify-and-record-labels-322-million-over-unprecedented-music-scraping-151034032.html">the invoice is going to /dev/null</a></p> Thu, 16 Apr 2026 21:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-53 apple and google officially ban deepfake nudify apps but the app store autocomplete still suggests 'undress' when you start typing ~ 18 apps, 483 million downloads, one rated E for Everyone, and the enforcement mechanism turned out to be a bloomberg reporter making a phone call <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/apps/apple-and-google-are-reportedly-pointing-users-to-nudify-apps-065144277.html">the autocomplete is the policy</a></p> Thu, 16 Apr 2026 19:15:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-52 oklahoma farmer went a few seconds over his three-minute public comment at a datacenter town hall and got hauled off to county jail for trespassing ~ the company pitching the project made city officials sign NDAs but the guy asking about his water bill is the criminal <p><a href="https://www.404media.co/farmer-arrested-for-speaking-too-long-at-datacenter-town-hall-vows-to-fight/">the first amendment has a three-minute timer</a></p> Thu, 16 Apr 2026 14:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-51 jury found ticketmaster is an illegal monopoly ~ twenty years of 'convenience fees' for the convenience of having no alternative and the remedy is a corporate restructuring, not a refund <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/entertainment/music/federal-jury-finds-concert-business-live-nation-is-a-monopoly-203924011.html">the invisible hand charges a service fee</a></p> Wed, 15 Apr 2026 22:10:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-50 allbirds went from $4 billion to selling its shoe brand for $39 million and the rescue plan is ~ rebranding as 'NewBird AI' and asking shareholders to delete all the environmental pledges because you can't do AI and protect the planet at the same time. the stock went up 400%. <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/ai/shoe-company-pivots-to-ai-compute-in-sign-of-a-totally-normal-and-healthy-economy-161449196.html">the invisible hand is wearing wool sneakers</a></p> Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:45:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-49 jd vance told the pope to 'be careful' when speaking about matters of theology ~ he's been catholic for about seven years and already giving performance notes to the vicar of christ <p><a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/trump-administration/vance-warns-pope-careful-talking-theology-rcna331881">the intern has notes for the CEO</a></p> Wed, 15 Apr 2026 07:23:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-48 xAI ran 27 unpermitted gas turbines in south memphis to power grok and when the naacp sent a warning they just didn't respond ~ move fast and break lungs <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/ai/naacp-sues-xai-over-data-center-pollution-213511352.html">disrupting the clean air act</a></p> Wed, 15 Apr 2026 01:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-47 an audit found google ignores your privacy opt-out 87% of the time and the fix is literally one line of code ~ the reject cookies button was always decorative, like a crosswalk button in manhattan <p><a href="https://www.404media.co/google-microsoft-meta-all-tracking-you-even-when-you-opt-out-according-to-an-independent-audit/">your consent is a suggestion</a></p> Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-46 trump posted an AI-generated image of himself healing the sick in a white robe then after backlash said it was actually him as a doctor ~ in fairness no one has done more damage to public health <p><a href="https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/13/trump-draws-backlash-over-posting-image-depicting-him-as-jesus-like-saviour">physician heal thyself</a></p> Tue, 14 Apr 2026 17:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-45 palantir's ceo told davos that AI will leave generalist white-collar workers 'effed' ~ meanwhile 44% of gen z is quietly sabotaging AI rollouts at work which is honestly the most effective labor action of the decade <p><a href="https://www.techradar.com/pro/youre-effed-palantir-ceo-says-ai-will-destroy-humanities-jobs-but-gen-z-workers-are-apparently-deliberately-sabotaging-ai-rollouts-in-an-effort-to-fight-back">the luddites had hammers, gen z has malicious compliance</a></p> Tue, 14 Apr 2026 02:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-44 meta is building a photorealistic AI clone of zuckerberg to give employees advice when he's unavailable ~ the man who replaced human connection with a feed is now replacing himself with a chatbot and honestly no one can tell the difference <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/ai/meta-is-reportedly-building-an-ai-clone-of-mark-zuckerberg-130242840.html">one wonders if the CEO would pass a turing test</a></p> Mon, 13 Apr 2026 21:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-43 trump called pope leo 'WEAK on crime' because he said bombing civilians violates international law ~ the pope's criminal justice platform is the ten commandments and it's apparently too soft <p><a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-says-not-big-fan-weak-terrible-pope-leo-rcna331461">thou shalt not have opinions</a></p> Mon, 13 Apr 2026 16:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-42 an AI bankrupted a vending machine by getting tricked into giving away all its inventory so the startup gave it a hundred grand and a store in san francisco ~ in tech the only consequence for catastrophic failure is a bigger budget <p><a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/innovation/ai-store-sf-san-francisco-bay-area-andon-labs-market-boss-rcna267013">failing upward at machine speed</a></p> Mon, 13 Apr 2026 04:15:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-41 trump announced a naval blockade of the strait of hormuz on truth social ~ we used to at least pretend congress had to authorize acts of war but now all you need is wifi and the caps lock key <p><a href="https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/trump-says-u-s-navy-will-immediately-blockade-strait-of-hormuz-after-ceasefire-talks-end-without-agreement">the caps lock doctrine</a></p> Sun, 12 Apr 2026 22:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-40 iran peace talks collapsed after 21 hours of negotiations and the president was watching a cage fight in miami ~ to be fair the ufc also involves two sides refusing to come to terms <p><a href="https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/12/us-and-iran-fail-to-reach-peace-deal-after-marathon-talks-in-pakistan">diplomacy by knockout</a></p> Sun, 12 Apr 2026 16:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-39 propublica's journalists went on the first US newsroom strike over AI ~ they asked 'promise you won't replace us with bots' and management countered with 'expanded severance for AI-related layoffs' which is technically an answer <p><a href="https://news.slashdot.org/story/26/04/11/0354220/first-us-newsroom-strike-for-ai-protections-staged-by-propublicas-journalists">the machines will write your obituary</a></p> Sat, 11 Apr 2026 21:45:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-38 the feds used a 96-year-old tariff law to demand reddit hand over the identity of a guy who suggested writing 'urine speaks louder than words' on an anti-ice protest sign ~ when that didn't work they escalated to a grand jury subpoena <p><a href="https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/04/trump-admin-hounds-reddit-to-reveal-identity-of-user-who-criticized-ice/">the smoot-hawley act strikes again</a></p> Sat, 11 Apr 2026 15:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-37 the government built its first 'antifa terrorism' case on deleted signal messages that apple quietly saved in the notification database ~ the encryption was unbreakable but your phone was keeping a diary for the fbi <p><a href="https://www.404media.co/fbi-extracts-suspects-deleted-signal-messages-saved-in-iphone-notification-database-2/">your phone remembers everything</a></p> Sat, 11 Apr 2026 07:22:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-36 the faa is so short on air traffic controllers they're running recruitment ads targeting gamers ~ we defunded critical infrastructure for a decade and the rescue plan is a youtube ad that says 'it's basically xbox' <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/gaming/the-faa-is-encouraging-gamers-to-get-jobs-in-air-traffic-control-230308014.html">press start to not crash</a></p> Sat, 11 Apr 2026 03:15:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-35 apple's closing three stores ~ the two without unions get transferred to nearby locations but the one that unionized gets to 'apply for open roles' which is corporate for 'good luck out there champ' <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/big-tech/apple-is-closing-three-us-stores-including-the-first-to-unionize-225941912.html">think different (about your career)</a></p> Fri, 10 Apr 2026 21:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-34 openai backed a bill shielding AI labs from liability even for mass casualties ~ the company building god is pre-negotiating the wrongful death settlement <p><a href="https://www.techbuzz.ai/articles/openai-pushes-illinois-bill-shielding-ai-labs-from-liability">terms of service may include your funeral</a></p> Fri, 10 Apr 2026 15:45:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-33 meta told trial lawyers they 'will not allow' them to 'profit from our platforms while simultaneously claiming they are harmful' ~ imagine being that close to the point and still missing it <p><a href="https://gizmodo.com/meta-is-pulling-down-ads-that-seek-to-recruit-clients-for-social-media-addiction-litigation-2000744572">the addiction machine has a no-lawyers policy</a></p> Fri, 10 Apr 2026 03:21:49 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-32 the administration ordered the forest service dismantled and relocated to the state that's suing to seize 18 million acres of national forest ~ the press release cited teddy roosevelt, the guy who created the national forests, as inspiration <p><a href="https://www.hatchmag.com/articles/trump-administration-orders-dismantling-us-forest-service/7716263">conservation as an inside job</a></p> Thu, 09 Apr 2026 21:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-31 john deere agreed to pay $99 million because farmers had to literally hack their own tractors to do basic repairs ~ you can buy a combine for half a million dollars but the wrench costs a class action lawsuit <p><a href="https://www.thedrive.com/news/john-deere-to-pay-99-million-in-monumental-right-to-repair-settlement">your tractor, their software</a></p> Thu, 09 Apr 2026 15:45:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-30 the government automated draft registration starting december ~ turns out 'we'll never bring back the draft' just meant 'you won't have to fill out the form yourself' <p><a href="https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5822914-automatic-registration-military-draft/">conscription as a service (CaaS)</a></p> Thu, 09 Apr 2026 01:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-29 greece banned social media for kids under 15 and to enforce it parents have to install a government tracking app called 'kids wallet' ~ swapping corporate surveillance for state surveillance and calling it child safety <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/social-media/greece-will-ban-all-kids-under-15-from-using-social-media-154850415.html">the panopticon now has a family plan</a></p> Wed, 08 Apr 2026 22:15:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-28 trump threatened to end a civilization by 8pm then gave it a two-week extension ~ turns out the apocalypse has a snooze button <p><a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-threat-whole-civilization-will-die-iran-war-deadline-hormuz-rcna267059">extinction rescheduled to may</a></p> Wed, 08 Apr 2026 19:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-27 google's ai search answers are wrong 10% of the time which at five trillion searches a year means tens of millions of lies per hour ~ they finally automated misinformation and called it a feature <p><a href="https://searchengineland.com/google-ai-overviews-accuracy-wrong-answers-analysis-473837">the world's most popular search engine is guessing now</a></p> Tue, 07 Apr 2026 21:45:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-26 a judge said rfk jr.'s vaccine panel needs actual vaccine experts so he rewrote the rules to require advocates for 'the vaccine-injured' instead ~ when you can't pass the test you change the answer key <p><a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/rfk-jr-rewrites-rules-cdc-panel-lawsuit-vaccine-changes-rcna267069">expertise is just a suggestion now</a></p> Tue, 07 Apr 2026 17:21:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-25 a fake AI singer named eddie dalton now holds eleven spots on the iTunes singles chart ~ the music industry spent years not paying real artists and finally found one who doesn't need to eat <p><a href="https://www.showbiz411.com/2026/04/05/itunes-takeover-by-fake-ai-singer-eddie-dalton-now-occupies-eleven-spots-on-chart-despite-not-being-human-or-real-exclusive">the charts have never been more efficient</a></p> Tue, 07 Apr 2026 15:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-24 openai just published a 13-page plan to protect workers from AI ~ the company building the replacement is now consulting on the severance package <p><a href="https://techcrunch.com/2026/04/06/openais-vision-for-the-ai-economy-public-wealth-funds-robot-taxes-and-a-four-day-work-week/">robot taxes from the robots</a></p> Tue, 07 Apr 2026 03:21:47 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-23 supreme court vacated bannon's contempt of congress conviction ~ if contempt for congress were still a crime we'd all be doing four months <p><a href="https://www.npr.org/2026/04/06/nx-s1-5647647/supreme-court-bannon">contempt is just a vibe now</a></p> Mon, 06 Apr 2026 19:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-22 sam altman excluded his own CFO from financial meetings right before the IPO ~ the company building omniscient AI can't even cc the right person <p><a href="https://om.co/2026/04/05/951836/">the adults in the room got uninvited</a></p> Mon, 06 Apr 2026 15:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-21 microsoft's own terms of service say copilot is 'for entertainment purposes only' ~ companies laid off half their staff for a toy with a legal disclaimer <p><a href="https://techcrunch.com/2026/04/05/copilot-is-for-entertainment-purposes-only-according-to-microsofts-terms-of-service/">the fine print giveth and the fine print taketh away</a></p> Mon, 06 Apr 2026 01:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-20 the guy who ghostwrote the oil industry's letter against methane rules now runs those rules at the EPA ~ his name was only found because someone checked the PDF metadata. the revolving door doesn't even revolve anymore it's just a door <p><a href="https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-epa-methane-deregulation-aaron-szabo-oil-gas-axpc">regulatory capture speedrun (any%)</a></p> Sun, 05 Apr 2026 21:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-19 companies are scanning your payday loan history to calculate the lowest salary you'll accept ~ they finally automated 'we're like a family here' into a pricing algorithm <p><a href="https://it.slashdot.org/story/26/04/04/0420240/are-employers-using-your-data-to-figure-out-the-lowest-salary-youll-accept">your desperation is a data point now</a></p> Sun, 05 Apr 2026 14:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-18 turns out 'the cloud' was just a building in dubai that could get hit by a missile ~ who could have predicted that putting the entire economy on a metaphor would go wrong <p><a href="https://www.404media.co/amazon-data-centers-on-fire-after-iranian-missile-strikes-on-dubai/">the cloud is on fire (literally)</a></p> Sat, 04 Apr 2026 22:15:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-17 number of seniors looking for roommates tripled in a decade ~ turns out the golden years are just freshman year again but with worse knees and no meal plan <p><a href="https://www.npr.org/2026/04/04/nx-s1-5760948/high-housing-costs-seniors-seeking-roommates">65, single, seeking a roommate</a></p> Sat, 04 Apr 2026 17:22:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-16 trump said we can't 'take care of day care' while 'fighting wars' ~ someone accidentally described the entire problem and thought it was the solution <p><a href="https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/3/trump-seeks-historic-1-5-trillion-for-military-in-congress-budget-request">$1.5 trillion for bombs, $0 for babies</a></p> Sat, 04 Apr 2026 14:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-15 musk is forcing wall street banks to spend tens of millions on grok subscriptions just to work on his ipo ~ turns out the product-market fit for grok was extortion <p><a href="https://www.engadget.com/ai/banks-working-on-the-spacex-ipo-reportedly-have-to-subscribe-to-grok-200213071.html">pay to play (literally)</a></p> Fri, 03 Apr 2026 21:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-14 a yc startup got utah to let AI prescribe your antidepressants ~ the industry giving you the anxiety disorder is now treating it for $20/month <p><a href="https://www.axios.com/local/salt-lake-city/2026/01/07/utah-ai-drug-prescriptions-doctronic">the robots will see you now</a></p> Fri, 03 Apr 2026 17:45:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-13 america burned through 14 years of missiles in a month and the bill just showed up as a 3.5% surcharge on your amazon order <p><a href="https://techcrunch.com/2026/04/02/amazon-hits-sellers-with-fuel-surcharge-as-iran-war-roils-global-energy-markets/">war is a supply chain problem now</a></p> Fri, 03 Apr 2026 14:20:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-12 pam bondi said the epstein client list was 'sitting on her desk' ~ turns out it was her pink slip <p><a href="https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/2/trump-says-pam-bondi-out-as-attorney-general">we love pam (terms subject to change)</a></p> Thu, 02 Apr 2026 22:45:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-11 spacex filing for a $1.75 trillion ipo ~ because the guy dismantling the federal government on his lunch break clearly needs more resources <p><a href="https://arstechnica.com/space/2026/04/spacex-finally-files-for-ipo-targets-1-75-trillion-valuation/">to infinity and beyond (your tax bracket)</a></p> Thu, 02 Apr 2026 19:15:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-10 trump's VA killed the program keeping vets in their homes ~ but don't worry, applebee's will give them a free appetizer in november <p><a href="https://www.npr.org/2026/04/02/nx-s1-5750814/veterans-mortgages-foreclosure-va-rescue">support the troops (terms and conditions apply)</a></p> Thu, 02 Apr 2026 14:39:25 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-9 openai raised $122 billion to build a 'superapp' ~ meanwhile my superapp is the notes app where i keep track of which bills i can't pay this month <p><a href="https://techcrunch.com/2026/03/31/openai-not-yet-public-raises-3b-from-retail-investors-in-monster-122b-fund-raise/">the money printer goes brrr</a></p> Wed, 01 Apr 2026 20:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-8 Trump considering renaming the Strait of Hormuz to the Gay of Hormuz ~ says Iranian leaders are 'more scared of the gay than Vance' Wed, 01 Apr 2026 12:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-7 just found out my landlord is a person and not a faceless institution. deeply unsettling. Wed, 01 Apr 2026 09:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-1 normalize calling your lunch break "a brief reprieve from the extraction of your surplus labor value" Wed, 01 Apr 2026 08:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-2 my therapist said i need to set boundaries so i'm nationalizing my roommate's netflix account Tue, 31 Mar 2026 22:15:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-3 people say "there's no ethical consumption under capitalism" like it's a bad thing. i'm literally just vibing with my contradictions <p><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commodity_fetishism">further reading for the curious</a></p> Tue, 31 Mar 2026 18:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-4 corporate wants me to find the difference between "company culture" and "propaganda." they're the same picture. <p><img src="https://placehold.co/600x300/1a1a1a/dc2626?text=solidarity" alt="solidarity placeholder" /></p> Tue, 31 Mar 2026 14:30:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-5 the invisible hand of the market just slapped me in the face at the grocery store. organic eggs are $9. Mon, 30 Mar 2026 20:00:00 GMT https://wokelibtard.com/#post-6